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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/30/2011 T-MINUS 5 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/30/2011 T-MINUS 5 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!

    If you’re planning to give the “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” presents to your loved one you’re in for a big big big surprise. It’s estimated it will cost you close to $101,000 to purchase the lot including the 8 lovers loving, 7 succubus a sucking, 6 hearts a beating and 5 trips to Golden Corral (or whatever they are). If you decide to add in the 5 days after Christmas… priceless. 5 Guitars – Blue Oyster Cult Not only do you get [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/29/2011 WEAK SAUCE!

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/29/2011 WEAK SAUCE!

    Are you a male? Have you been feeling weak in the upper knees? Well, not the knees… a little bit higher. In Dingletown? Hello I’m a non-authorized spokesperson for the Balls of America and if you’ve been using laptop wi-fi from near your actual lap… there’s a chance that 25% of your lil’ busters have been dying prior to the big wowza. 25%! We at the BoA believe THAT is not good. If you are suffering from any of the following [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/28/2011 CYBER MONDAY!

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/28/2011 CYBER MONDAY!

    Hello. I am your new sales overlord. Kneel before me. Do not bother with super-species interaction. You may purchase your human enlightening trinkets and shiny beads through me now. I am your commercial overlord. I am the internet. I am you. <Beep> To receive your free copy of song of mighty internet sales overlord send an email to… Monday Morning – Death Cab for Cutie I, your capitalist cyber overlord, have reasoned this… in order to save the economy of [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/18/2011 BROKEN GLASS AND POINTY STICKS!

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/18/2011 BROKEN GLASS AND POINTY STICKS!

    A consumer group has published their list of the most dangerous Christmas toys… I say “PAH!” to their list. They’ve obviously forgot about these… (Available at all fine big box retailers in the toy or gun departments) Me And My Arrow – Harry Nilsson What kid wouldn’t’ love their own William Tell ‘Me and My Arrow Backyard Adventure Kit’? This baby has it all! An honest to goodness Superflight 3000 composite graphite bow and quiver of 8 Straight-Aheadtm arrows for [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/17/2011 CHECK THESE OUT!

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/17/2011 CHECK THESE OUT!

    Whilst I’m off doing super secret kinds of things I thought, “What better than to give our fine readers some stuff to check out on the fabulous Daily Soundtrack!” All of these artists have appeared on SPINBRIDGE shows (LA RADIO SESSIONS or LIVE @ BEACH MUSIC). They’re all fantastic! Music is the best! Herest you go… SATELLITE – BRANDON SCHOTT From his latest (and I believe greatest) the multi-talented Mr Schott gives us this beauty. If you gave him a comb and [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/16/2011 HEADLINE NEWS!

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 11/16/2011 HEADLINE NEWS!

    Today I decided I didn’t want to bother with the stories themselves… all that thinking will do nothing but lead to more thinking and my brain will hurt… so I’m only going as far as the headlines… your guess is as good as mine as to what’s really going on! She Bathed Herself In A Bath Of Bleach – The Manic Street Preachers WHY ARE TEENS DRINKING BLEACH? The obvious answer is they’ve run out of Budweiser and they’re looking [...]

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