WTF!!! That’s all I can say about some of the stuff that popped up on the road as I was gliding around the intertubes in my sleek 2012 netmobile (with diamonds in the back, a sunroof top, diggin the scene with a gangsta lean, gangsta whitewalls, TV antenna in the back…) … whatever…
Pictures Of You – The Cure
A 35 year old Utah mother helped her 13 year old daughter take nude pictures of herself to send to her 30 year old boyfriend in Oregon. The 13 year old needed the help because she couldn’t figure out how to operate the camera on her phone. Yes, the mother has been arrested but they are still investigating the man in Oregon. Investigating? WTF?
Gay Boyfriend – Garfunkel and Oats
What if one of those ‘ex-gay’ groups (the ones who ‘turn the gays’ straight thereby accomplishing who the hell knows what) threw a LARGE and FABULOUS event and no one came? You’d have the Exodus Company’s “LOVE WON OUT!” Love Won Out is a glamorous affair where ex-gays and lesbians can show off their new hetero mates. I guess love did win out, ‘cause the party has been cancelled. Why WTF? How, and why, do we allow these ‘groups’ to continue to operate?
Intravenous Genius – America is Waiting
WTF? I can’t believe it’s real but I saw a picture of students in China hooked up to IVs in order to study longer and harder for their college placement exam. The IVs are supposedly subsidized by the government. It sounds like something they’d do in China but I guess the picture is blowing my mind because it shows rows and rows of high school students studying. High School students studying? WTF?
The Biggest Asshole in the World – Cartographer
Turdblossom Rove has a few groups for which he spends money promoting his ideology. One of these Crossroads Grassroots Policy Strategies has just filed with the IRS to be counted as a ‘Social Welfare’ group and not a ‘Political entity’. Why does he want CGPS to be known as a welfare group? So he won’t have to reveal the names of people who donate to it. Non-political. Karl Rove. Is there anyone who’d believe this in any dimension of space/time? Really? WTF?
Porn Star – T.I.
The Octomom is making a porn. I heard this in passing. The thought of it makes me want to go to one of those places that will ‘turn’ me into an ex-hetero. Since I heard this I’ve had hours of hiccups/barfgags. I’ve lost sleep and hair. I wrote a letter to the great goblin asking to be jerked up to heaven. And I’m rotting on the inside. To anyone who would be even slightly interested in this porn I must ask, “WTF!!!!????!!!!“
As of today tomorrow seems like a long time. Aw, WFT, have fun and peace til then!