The worlds of music, arts, pictures, film, dance and goat fondling seem to be moving in a perfect rhythm of cat howls and cash registers. To quote Willie the Shake, “All The World’s A Goat, We Are Merely Fondlers.”
I’ve Seen That Movie Too – Elton John
Tim Burton is working on the Beetlejuice sequel. Honestly. Planning is underway. Michael Keaton has signed on. Perhaps Johnny Depp will make a cameo as a hell spawn sand worm. When asked about a role for JD the screenwriter said, “I may not be able to avoid it. He may make me do it.” Yay. It warms my heart to know the writer won’t have to wedge ol’ Johnny into the script as Beetlejuice’s brother Roachsmoothie. He’ll be there from the get go.
Trim – John Scofield
Some masseuse guy is suing John Travolta for millions of dollars for a supposed sexual assault/unwarranted tug fest. I have no idea if it did or didn’t happen but when the masseuse said Travolta’s penis is 8 inches long and he has “unkempt” pubes I became suspicious. Dude, If you can make a judgment on “neat” versus “messy pubes” you’ve been in this position before.
All The Same – Sick Puppies
Rebecca Black, the girl with the “Friday” music video and ‘song’ is back with a new music video and ‘song’, “Sing It!” There’ll be people who hate it, saying it is horrible, terrible and poot stinky and then 12 year old girls will defend it against these scurrilous attacks but I believe the stars are in close enough alignment for me to tell you the truth… “It’s no better and no worse than the last one which in turn was no better nor worse than tons of crappy music being released each Tuesday. I saw Rihanna on SNL Saturday night. I listened to the new song by Brandy. Through sheer will I was able to force my ears to survive Carrie Underwood’s Blown Away. It’s all the same air conditioner noise.
Tomorrow Never Knows – Meat PU
You’ll hate me after I write this but I’ve never watched “Mad Men.” It sounds like a cool show but the 4 hours I currently DVR a week is already waaaaaaaay too much TV. I guess the show is ‘doing well’ because this week the creator spent $250k to play The Beatles “Tomorrow Never Knows” in an episode. I know the first time I heard TNK it was worth more to me $$$wise than that but it’s good to know there’s people making TV shows who are obsessive to the point where they throw money around like shorn pubes.
Oh Yoko! – John Lennon
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are back together. Yippiesnicks! We can only hope she transmorgifies into the Yoko of Bon Jovi. Go Denise Go!
Tuesday’s the Day! Write that down. Live by it. Be good to your goats. That is all.
Evil Little Goat – Pearl Jam
Thanks to Gawker.com, Entertainment news, HuffPo, The LA Times, The New York Times and KTLA for filling my head with today’s nonsense.