2012 Masters of Delusion

Sim Salla Bim! Poof. I’m here!
People just don’t listen to themselves. I don’t know if it’s the flappin’ gums or the hum that comes with the mass amount of words flowing out of their pieholes… but wowie, talk about Masters of (self) Delusion… they’re everywhere.

Hate – Cat Power
The people of North Carolina have passed an amendment to their constitution that says, “Gays are not human.” I know the wording is a little different and that the leader of measure says something like “I don’t hate gays but blah bible blah” but she’s deluding herself. She believes they are lesser beings. She knows with certainty her religion is telling her to hate someone. She’s a true master of delusion.
Murder – Albert King
The Fullerton CA police murdered a homeless man. I watched the video on-line. M.U.R.D.E.R. It is truly sickening. In court yesterday the policemen’s lawyer did his best to defend them… which is what he’s supposed to do. What was his tact? He blamed the paramedics who tried to save the man’s life. The stomping, beating, kicking and crushing didn’t do it… the tracheotomy did. The lawyer may believe he’s acting responsibly… but he’s a true master of delusion.
Don’t Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch – The Vandals
By 2030 almost half of all Americans (vs All-Americans) will be obese. About 12% will be morbidly obese. Morbidly obese is when you have to hire someone to come in and look for the Big Mac you hid in your ass crack. But everything is okay as long as “we’re the greatest nation on earth” and we have “self-esteem.” We are seriously deluding ourselves. We are ass masters of delusion.
Indiana Wants Me – R. Dean Taylor
The Republicans of Indiana have spoken. “Dick Lugar, you have compromised with the president of Kenya, Barack Obama, too too too too too too too too many times. So we’ve decided this other Dick should be our senator.” That’ll teach him to vote with Democrats twice on things which helped his state! What a compromiser! Indiana Republicans you are delusion masters!
Hey Teacher – Louis XIV
The Los Angeles Unified School District has upped it’s requirements for students to graduate high school. They want them to have a chance in the real world. It requires every student to get a “D” or better in college prep courses. A “D”. I believe the percentage of seniors who graduate WILL go up… because all the dumbf*cks will drop out in 9th grade to become reality TV stars. LAUSD is well intentioned but sadly delusional.
Presto. Chango! Look over there… a master of delusion. Poof. I’m gone.