2012 Shocked… Stunned!

I know you won’t believe these entertainment stories COMMA but they must be told! Ol’ Bingo and The Daily Soundtrack want to make sure you know the truthiness of everything entertaining.

Mama Weer All Crazee Now [Explicit]
The Jackson Family is butt fart lemon sky crazy koo koo nuts! A couple of years ago everyone was all, “old granny Jackson will take care of those little dollar signs her grandchildren. She’s a sweet old granny hurrah for stability!” Think again skeezix! They are all a bunch of f*ckin’ loonies. There must be mercury on megachecks because every one of them acts like they’ve eaten a couple of thermometers and flipped a synapse.

A-List Actress – Hey Mercedes
Young and beautiful Hollywood actresses cheat on their young and beautiful Hollywood actor boyfriends. Every day. Every f*ckin’ day. Wake me up when you have pictures of Kristen Stewart or Penelope Puckerpuss biting the heads off of adorable and fluffy kittens. That, I want to see.

When the Shit Hits The Fan/Sunset Blvd. – Todd Rundgren
Lindsay… hahaha… Lohan… got into… hahaha… another… heh… traffic… hmmm… accident… baw haw haw haw! I know she’s been rear ended in the past but during these last few months it seems she’s the one doing the ramming.

Memories Of You – Wynton Marsalis
Lena Headey has filed for divorce! Oh sweet mother of turkey leg NO! The is the worst possible gnews!

Mediterranean Sundance – Al DiMeola
Chris Brown and Rihanna are on vacation together in the Mediterranean. There have been a lot of questions about whether they are a couple and which one of them arrived in Sardinia first. Most people in the know say he beat her.

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