Mama Weer All Crazee Now [Explicit]
The Jackson Family is butt fart lemon sky crazy koo koo nuts! A couple of years ago everyone was all, “old granny Jackson will take care of those little dollar signs her grandchildren. She’s a sweet old granny hurrah for stability!” Think again skeezix! They are all a bunch of f*ckin’ loonies. There must be mercury on megachecks because every one of them acts like they’ve eaten a couple of thermometers and flipped a synapse.
A-List Actress – Hey Mercedes
Young and beautiful Hollywood actresses cheat on their young and beautiful Hollywood actor boyfriends. Every day. Every f*ckin’ day. Wake me up when you have pictures of Kristen Stewart or Penelope Puckerpuss biting the heads off of adorable and fluffy kittens. That, I want to see.
When the Shit Hits The Fan/Sunset Blvd. – Todd Rundgren
Lindsay… hahaha… Lohan… got into… hahaha… another… heh… traffic… hmmm… accident… baw haw haw haw! I know she’s been rear ended in the past but during these last few months it seems she’s the one doing the ramming.
Memories Of You – Wynton Marsalis
Lena Headey has filed for divorce! Oh sweet mother of turkey leg NO! The is the worst possible gnews!
Mediterranean Sundance – Al DiMeola
Chris Brown and Rihanna are on vacation together in the Mediterranean. There have been a lot of questions about whether they are a couple and which one of them arrived in Sardinia first. Most people in the know say he beat her.
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