Ol’ Bingo and the Daily Soundtrack are BACK! I know you’re not as excited as I am about that but hey, I look forward to our little chats each morning. You know what else I’m excited about? The Daily Soundtrack is a year old this week… yep, our amusing nonsense been delightfully soiling its huggies for a year. I smell a birthday celebration… or a change of diapers! Anyways… today we’re presenting another episode of WHAT THEY’RE REALLY SAYING ‘cause you know some things are better read between the lines. Better read than dead I always say! Kachere you go…
Grounded – Pavement
Rihanna is hanging around a creepy Kardashian male…
“Dear Santa and peeples! I am a 10+ year old singer girl named Rihanna. Music is okay. Attention is better. My mom says I’ll keep runnin’ around with jerkoff losers ‘til everyone devotes ALL of your attention to me… I called her a dirty hor skeez and now I’m grounded for life. Will you please notice me? Love, RiRi”
Immigration Blues – Duke Ellington
Jeb Bush says Republican Party must rethink immigration policies…
“HEY! Tea and Douche Baggers! Listen up! It’s my turn to be president and I mean in 2016. STOP excluding anyone but white folks and old people or I can’t get elected! Too many of those old dipsh*ts will die before then! And remember, I’m the sensible Bush. Remember. D*mn, why are you doing this to me. Shut up George, stop laughing.”
Mountain Side – Flaming Lips
Today marks the 22nd anniversary of Stevie Ray Vaughan’s death in a helicopter crash…
“Hi, you may not remember me but my name is Jim Croce. I’m speaking on behalf of my friend Patsy Cline and a bunch of others. If you’re a popular music star, DON’T EVEN get into anything that flies if the weather is even the slightest bit testy! Don’t play and fly. Don’t do it. You’ll feel like sh*t afterwards. This has been a public service announcement for Save All Musicians Everywhere.”
Turn Off The Radio – Ice Cube
Station 98.7 has a HUGE announcement for you at 7am this morning… you won’t want to miss it… TUNE IN!!
“If you don’t like Green Day or No Doubt you’ll probably be better off with extra sleep and checking the internet later.”
Hot Mess – Shoes
Police in Tennessee found Randy Travis’ pickup truck smashed and overturned in a field this morning. This comes the day after Travis was arrested for a brawl outside a church.
“OH HELL YES! This keeps getting better and better! Jerry send a patrol car out to cruise by Travis’ house. I bet he shoots at it? How much? $100. Against 50? You got a bet.”
There’s today’s Daily Soundtrack for ya! We’ll return with an all new DS and more of what makes you love/loath us!