Sometimes the Daily Soundtrack attempts to be concise and just let the words wash over you like an awesome waterfall of stupid. Here’s some of that stupid.
Hitler – Eek-A-Mouse
A new retail clothing store has opened in a posh north Indian town. They thought long and hard about a name that would capture the buyer’s attention. They came up with… “HITLER.” And to drive the point home there’s a swastika in the dot over the “i”. The owners can’t imagine why some people are offended. Hmmm, that’s stupid!
Burglar – Peter Green
A transient burglar, who already had “two strikes” against him, decided to break into a wealthy person’s house and do himself a little stealing! He was very breaky sneaky creepy and it was sooooo easy to get into the house. He crept around looking for all kinds of rich people goodies! Uh oh… it turned out the homeowner couldn’t sleep and he was up making a sandwich. Uh oh, it also turned out the homeowner was LL Cool J who beat Mr Breaky Sneaky Creepy like an ugly three legged pack mule. Let’s see: Third strike burgling LL Cool J’s house while his wife and kids are asleep upstairs. Hmmm, that’s stupid.
Gold Lion – Yeah Yeah Yeah’s
Local police warned the residents of a small British seaside town to stay indoors after a tourist couple reported seeing a lion roaming in an local field. The woman who reported the sighting told police she had shared “a moment” with the animal but it suddenly “became rude.” It turned out KIMBA was actually a large tabby cat named Teddy Bear. Rawr rawr rawr! Hmmm, that’s stupid.
The Old Master Painter – Mel Torme & Peggy Lee
In Spain, an 80 year old woman, who had never painted before, felt a divine inspiration and took up brushes to help beautify her church! She used those brushes to retouch a priceless 150 year old portrait of Jesus by a master artist! It was peeling a bit. When the woman had completed her art the beautiful icon looked like dog crap thrown against the wall. The clergy and members of the church watched her work and didn’t say anything because “she acted like she knew what she was doing.” Hmmm, that’s stupid.
Stupid – Bobby Womack
Bill O’Reilly says the Republican Party is attempting to become Moderate. Hmmm, that’s stupid.
So there you go! Let it wash over you. Stand out in it and feel it soak into your skin. That’s right, stand out in the stupid rain without an umbrella. Hmmm, that’s stupid.
Be back tomorrow!