2012!

Yes it’s Monday, which means my brain is still processing this past weekend’s booze-arama… which also means it’s running on reserve generator power. It usually takes til Wednesday for the synapses to reset and fire which is actually good for you, dear reader. I have no censor/buffer til then… so our Gnotes are ran8dom. (The 8 is silent too)

That’s Not My Name – The Ting Tings
For the past year the 2nd most popular name parents gave to their new born son was Mason. “Why?” you ask. Because it was a name used by a Kardashian. I’ve tried my best to make you think I believe there is some sort of hope for America but I can’t do it any longer. We are f*cking doomed. Do what you will.
Billion Dollar Babies – Alice Cooper
The Facebook I.P.O. is slated to happen this week and Mark Zuckerberg’s looking forward to an influx of about $100 Billion. At moments like this I like to think about how I’ve played by the rules, worked hard and have done my best to be a good, fair, honest and decent person. Also known as a sucker. I would do exactly the opposite if given the chance.
Good Morning Judge – Wynonie Harris
I’m starting to read about how long time constitutional scholars are worried about the “Aggressive Conservative Judicial Activism Of The Roberts Court” (meaning the Supreme Court Justice and the sitting court). Really? It took you this long? If it took you this long to recognize their agenda you probably don’t understand what the previous Ran8dom Gnote was about. Welcome to hell dipsh*ts.
Food Chain – Eric Hutchinson
This morning I saw a list of “Gross Ingredients in Processed Foods.” I read it. It’s gross. They include: Beaver Perineal glands, amino acids from duck feathers, sand, bug secretions, cattle bones, wood pulp and don’t forget the majestic pink slime. Do I care? No. Did you die? No. Move on, nothing to see here!
Deep Down In Florida – Muddy Waters
I just read that Florida is preparing to purge about 180,000 voters from their rolls just prior to this year’s presidential election. I also read how the electronic voting machines are dropping or flipping votes at a high rate. Surprisingly enough it’s happening in minority neighborhoods. Man I love the illusion of democracy!
I’ll be back and worse tomorrow. Foul moods can make fun reading sometimes. Whatever. Bark.