Today is a typical day on earth, at least for me, because there are always things you can count on… Computer Love – Kraftwerk When you FINALLY have all your bills paid off and you’re trying to keep it together moneywise you’ll have a major computer disaster. And if you make your living using, let’s say, a very expensive Apple it will happen when you’re at your busiest and it seems like things are really taking off. You stroke it’s [...]
A massive solar storm lashed out at us poor suckers in the solar system yesterday and it should be hitting us as you read this. All kinds of fancy pants things that our “primitive intellects can’t understand, alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.” (Thanks to Ash for that crystalline explanation.) These rays and such are currently hitting the earth at 4 million miles an hour… for about a day… hope I mutate into the Hulk or the Thing! [...]
Frank McCourt Owner of Los Angeles Dodgers (temp) Dear Frank, I hate you. Los Angeles hates you. And now, after you’ve placed the blame onto the victim of a crime who was beaten into a coma on your property, I’m certain anyone who’s ever heard your name hates you. In the future when someone does everything wrong and is a weasel to boot they’ll call it “pulling a McCourt.” Maybe not your kids, but you’re so f@cking hate-able my guess [...]
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