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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/30/12 October Surprises

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/30/12 October Surprises

    You know the term “October Surprise” refers to a last minute bombshell dropped (not literally, please don’t come and get me FBI) into an election. Naturally with people hating each other so much I’ve already seen my share of them in this election cycle. But not how you’d think. Some of my faves… The Cold Hard Facts – Del McCoury Here’s something that’s surprising in October. Reality doesn’t matter! The other day a woman said to me that Obama had [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/19/12 The Body

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/19/12 The Body

    Whoa! The Daily Soundtrack is wondering “what the hell happened?” You see, on Wednesday night ol’ Bings went out, had a few drinks, met some nice folks, had some laughs, made sure that I never left my drink just sitting ther—oh oh. Anywhoz Ol Bingo woke up yesterday in a bathtub filled with ice in sleezy motel on the wrong side of Dixie with a huge scar on my side. I called 911 and they rushed me to the hospital [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/17/12 Strange Dreams

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/17/12 Strange Dreams

    The Daily Soundtrack is veering strangely off course this morning… “why” you ask? Well last night your intrepid sound-tracker Bingo had just about the strangest dream he’s ever had. Too much spicy food laid on top of a monumental spinning of the Guess Who’s American Woman LP? Perhaps. Maybe that along with the realization I could tell who ‘won’ last night’s debate just by reading the FB posts… and I’m getting closer. And the Tigers nearly blowing it in the [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/16/12 Debate Questions

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/16/12 Debate Questions

    The Daily Soundtrack has just learned that Pizza Hut has withdrawn their pizza topping question from tonight’s presidential debate. I find it heartbreaking because it’s ANTI-BUSINESS! Business. Business. Business. (That will be tonight’s drinking word, get ready) If you’re going to turn a presidential debate into a reality TV show why not get that chubby little creepy mutant kid everyone’s talking about to be the moderator. That’ll get bigger ratings and the two dudes will be able to talk over [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/15/12 Mail Call.

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/15/12 Mail Call.

    The Daily Soundtrack gets mail and most of it relates to articles like “Frank Luntz, American @sshole!” They’re not as popular as the articles about LiLo or Amanda Whatzhername… But what’s ol’ Bingo supposed to do? Just tap tap tap the majick words he thinks will make everyone happy pudding people? You wouldn’t like that, take my word for it! You wouldn’t like that at all. MAIL CALL…    The Girl At The Typewriter – Raymond Scott “…your just another [...]

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  • THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/12/12 Frank Luntz, American @sshole

    THE DAILY SOUNDTRACK – 10/12/12 Frank Luntz, American @sshole

    Today The Daily Soundtrack thought it should tell you how much it hates this guy. Frank Luntz. “Hates” is a strong word… AND, as you know, TDS is a strong advocate for free speech. Even for those turds who say horrible and ignorant things. When you hear them say it aloud, then you know what kind of @sshole they truly are! Frank Luntz is one of the only living and breathing examples for censorship. He’s a horrible person who uses words to manipulate [...]

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